Those who shop at Borders....

and those who prefer Barnes and Noble.

Those who compress containers before they throw them away...

and those whose trash bag fills way too fast.

Those who use the treadmill...

and those who bounce up and down on the elliptical.

Those who share food at a nice restaurant....

and those who find it improper.

Those who leave an aisle butt-out....

and those who face their crotch away from people as they squeeze by.

Those who choose the window...

and those who prefer the aisle.

Those who take the stairs...

and those who take the escalator.

Those who use coins...

and those who collect them.

Those who eat baby carrots....

and those who eat the real thing.

Those who put their sunglasses on before they step outside...

and those who wait until they actually need them.

Those who roll the toothpaste tube from the end....

and those who squeeze it in the middle.

Those who spit their gum out...

and those who take it out with their hand.

Those who say sorry...

and those who let time apologize.

Those who eat raw cookie dough...

and those who are afraid of salmonella.

Those who chew gum....

and those who use mints.

Those who stick their feet out the car window....

and those who don't.