Those who write f***....

...and those who write f*ck.

Those who say "I'll be there in 10 minutes"

...and those who say "I'll be there in eight minutes."

Those who prefer matte...

and those who like glossy.

Those who grip a mug with the handle...

and those who clasp the whole thing.

Those who prefer pencil...

and those who like the permanence of pen.

Those who wear a watch...

and those who find it antiquated and useless.

Those who see things as they are and say why...

and those who dream things that never were and say why not.

Those who go sock-sock-shoe-shoe...

and those who do one foot at a time.

Those who say exact same....

and those who say same exact.

Those who say uhhhh....

and those who say ummmm...

Those who use capital letters in casual messages....

and those who think caps are an unnecessary waste of time.

Those who squat...

and those who hover.

Those who open the whole bag of chips...

and those who just open a corner.

Those who hit snooze...

and those who accept the arrival of morning.

Those who come to a full stop at a stop sign...

and those who pause briefly before coasting through.

Those who pick up pennies...

and those who see them and ignore them.

Those who look into their tissue after blowing...

and those who prefer not to see.

Those who wear their retainer post-braces...

and those whose teeth revert back to wildness.

Those who use soap...

and those who use body wash.

Those who get into a swimming pool gradually....

and those who just jump in.

Those who think this is funny....

and those who don't.

Those who keep their sandwiches whole...

and those who cut them in half.

Those who check....

and those who X.

Those who sign legibly...

and those who scrawl some lines on the page.

Those who look down...

and those who stare into the wall ahead.

Those who make their bed every day....

and those who leave it a mess.

Those who shop at Borders....

and those who prefer Barnes and Noble.

Those who compress containers before they throw them away...

and those whose trash bag fills way too fast.

Those who use the treadmill...

and those who bounce up and down on the elliptical.

Those who share food at a nice restaurant....

and those who find it improper.

Those who leave an aisle butt-out....

and those who face their crotch away from people as they squeeze by.

Those who choose the window...

and those who prefer the aisle.

Those who take the stairs...

and those who take the escalator.

Those who use coins...

and those who collect them.

Those who eat baby carrots....

and those who eat the real thing.

Those who put their sunglasses on before they step outside...

and those who wait until they actually need them.

Those who roll the toothpaste tube from the end....

and those who squeeze it in the middle.

Those who spit their gum out...

and those who take it out with their hand.

Those who say sorry...

and those who let time apologize.

Those who eat raw cookie dough...

and those who are afraid of salmonella.

Those who chew gum....

and those who use mints.

Those who stick their feet out the car window....

and those who don't.